wet kisses

(link via youtube)

Um. Ooh. So. Yeah. I guess start your Christmas shopping early if you are:

a) A germaphobe and the real thing is simply no match for all the Purell in the world

b) A cruel (and deluded) parent that thinks this is the next best thing to give a child that wants a pet

c) Addicted to getting wet

d) Love raincoats