the matter with their size

This video makes me:

1) ashamed to be female

2) wonder if the actors are cast-offs from the Subway $5 foot long campaign

3) marvel at the subtle use of sausage as set decoration and assume it's no accident

4) want to get a giant picture of myself vaguely gesturing something of large proportions

5) question the claim that I can get a "big, big kid", and hope he doesn't mean of the living, breathing variety. I will however accept a "big, big celebration".